Weird Wednesday – Emails

I was all set to write about a “Quiverfull of Weird,” but it’s getting old, isn’t it?

Instead, enjoy another weird “interview request” email I received:

Dear Applicant,

Your resume has been reviewed as regards the Job Ad you responded to online and the Human Resource of our company has decided to give you a chance to proceed to the next employment process, you have been considered and are scheduled for an online interview to discuss more about the position offered. You are required to set up a yahoo mail (www.yahoomail.com) and download yahoo messenger (http://messenger.yahoo.com) or Gmail account (www.gmail.com) then download the app from you app store i.e for smart phone and for PC you can download one from the Gmail webpage www.google.com/hangouts to download the app.

After this process, you are to add Mrs Adams Joyce on Yahoo IM, her yahoo ID is (joyceadams@yahoo.com) or Google hangout for Gmail is (joyceadams305@gmail.com) to your buddy list ASAP for the job briefing and comprehensive details. She would be online waiting to talk to you ASAP. If you have any problem setting up the Yahoo messenger icon you can email her on (joyceadams@yahoo.com) or (joyceadams305@gmail.com).

Interview Venue: Online Via Yahoo Instant Messenger and/or google hangouts/talk.

Interview Schedule: ASAP.

Interview Time: 8AM to 2PM

Benefits: Health, Dental, Life and AD&D Insurance, Employee Wellness and 401k plans.Paid Time Off and Holidays with Generous Company Discounts

Best Regards,
Human Resources Department,
Inventia Health Care Pvt. Ltd.

“Inventia Health Care”? Are they even trying? “Adams Joyce.” Doesn’t sound at all unusual, does it?

I think I need to record myself reading this, much in the style of those “Dramatic Reading of a Real Letter” series videos on Youtube. I’ll post the link when I do it, I PROMISE.

Oh, and bonus? In case you really, really need that D’Bagger Duggar fix, there is THIS.

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