In Memoriam – Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

Bookmarking to share on Facebook later… for my sister, who hated the 3 hours this show was on every Friday night because our little brother HAD to watch it.

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HAZZARD COUNTY, GA – Flags are flying at half-mast in Hazard County as the citizenry pay their last respects to infamous lawman, Rosco P. Coltrane.

“Why I do declare this is the saddest day Hazzard County has ever known,”  said County Commissioner Jefferson Davis “Boss” Hogg.  “Sadder than that time Bo and Luke Duke were replaced for a season by Coy and Vance.  Even sadder than that 2000’s movie with Johnny Knoxville.  Rosco was a top notch Sheriff and an even better lackey/henchmen/bumbling dupe in my hair-brained schemes.  Why, if you were to total the numerous times I was disappointed when my schemes and scams aimed at relieving the Dukes from their precious farm failed miserably, you would still not begin to reach the level of disappointment I feel at having lost our beloved Sheriff Coltrane.”

Sheriff Coltrane, seen here with his beloved pooch, Flash. Sheriff Coltrane, seen here with his beloved pooch, Flash.

“Every week it was pretty much…

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