Shoes to die for?

One day, when my significant other and I went to Goodwill just because, we discovered that some nefarious shoe store in town must have gone out of business and donated its entire inventory to their store…

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This is just one pair.  There were plenty of other shiny platform hooker-drag-queen stilettos.  Somehow they all seemed to be smaller than size 7 or larger than size 9.  So I couldn’t even try them on for grins and giggles.

Secretly, I want these.  Yes, I could never wear them, because in about three steps I would either fall on my face and break something, or that bone in the bottom of my feet would crack.  But I like to think that somewhere out there in a parallel universe, there is another me who can not only WEAR these things, but can perform martial arts while wearing them.

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