Shoes to die for?

One day, when my significant other and I went to Goodwill just because, we discovered that some nefarious shoe store in town must have gone out of business and donated its entire inventory to their store…


This is just one pair.  There were plenty of other shiny platform hooker-drag-queen stilettos.  Somehow they all seemed to be smaller than size 7 or larger than size 9.  So I couldn’t even try them on for grins and giggles.

Secretly, I want these.  Yes, I could never wear them, because in about three steps I would either fall on my face and break something, or that bone in the bottom of my feet would crack.  But I like to think that somewhere out there in a parallel universe, there is another me who can not only WEAR these things, but can perform martial arts while wearing them.


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